I can assure you that it feels even stranger to me than it probably does to you to have seen so much written about me when I have done so little to paint a picture of myself.

A batsman goes out and is then in until he gets out. This goes on until the last batsman is out, apart from one who is still in and therefore not out.

As I have found out, recognition has its upside, its downside and – you may say – its backside.

I have finally perfected my signature. It took hours of practicing I decided early on just to write Pippa, not Middleton.

It's a bit startling to achieve global recognition before the age of 30, on account of your sister, brother in law and your bottom.

I can assure you that it feels even stranger to me than it probably does to you to have seen so much written about me when I have done so little to paint a picture of myself.

When hosting a party, move any clutter from the space where you're entertaining.