Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.

Who needs to go somewhere when you can read about it.

Q: Why do you like chocolate so much? A: The answer, clearly, is because I've tasted chocolate.

*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book.

Truth is only stranger than fiction if you're a stranger to the truth. Which means you're either a liar or you're fictional.

You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children.

No wandering minds allowed.