Not all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen.

The name of this book is mysterious.

Not all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen.

Q: Why do you like chocolate so much? A: The answer, clearly, is because I've tasted chocolate.

Who needs to go somewhere when you can read about it.

Veronica ran out to tell Amber the shocking news - and returned in less than a minute with another message for Yo-Yoji: "Amber says she was watching and she knows you got in detention on purpose," she said breathlessly. "Because you have a crush on Cass!" Cass's ears instantly turned red. Max-Ernest looked like he'd been hit by a truck.

Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems.