Who needs to go somewhere when you can read about it.

Q: Why do you like chocolate so much? A: The answer, clearly, is because I've tasted chocolate.

This book will not harm you unless someone throws it at you which is a possibilty never to be discounted.

You must have your wits about you. No wandering minds allowed.

Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems.

Being an author, is being a dictator. (in a good way)

Despite my vanity, I fear for my sanity.