In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis.

Living en famille provides the strongest motives for rudeness combined with the maximum opportunity for displaying it.

Never get involved with someone who wants to change you

I don't think you can really be proud of being gay because it isn't something you've done. You can only be proud of not being ashamed.

Did you know that Allah promises you a seat in Paradise if you kill a Christian?

I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum. This may seem too stoical a position in these madly passionate times, but madly passionate people rarely make good on their madly passionate promises.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.