I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.

Another friend began to say, "Well, Quentin has a problem of adjusting himself to society and he..." This sentence was never finished. The ballet teacher expostulated, "I don't agree. Quentin does exactly as he pleases. The rest of us have to adapt ourselves to him."

If you truly love me, kill the bartender.

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.

It is true that in America I've become a national hero, but really I was a hopeless case, that was all.

The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless that person is somebody you think you love. Then the burden becomes intolerable at once.

You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.