An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

Everybody who's been on television more than once wears in public an expression of fatuous affability. Because you may be addressed at any moment by somebody.

When asked to give advice, I do of course give it, because I give whatever I am asked to give.

The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.

I don't know how people act. I've never understood that.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

I don't think you can really be proud of being gay because it isn't something you've done. You can only be proud of not being ashamed.