I had a friend who had two degrees of being made up: when invited I would say 'Can I make up?' and he would say 'Oh yes - tinted?', or he would say, 'Oh yes - clotted?'

One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.

I've never not been famous.

I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.

Muddled syntax is the outward and audible sign of confused minds, and the misuse of grammar the result of illogical thinking.

Did you know that Allah promises you a seat in Paradise if you kill a Christian?

Women have decided to be people, which is a great mistake. Women were nicer than people.