I am told that you regret not what you did but what you didn't do; and so that's why I do everything, so as not to have any regrets.

Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?'

For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.

The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.

The ... problem that confronts homosexuals is that they set out to win the love of a "real" man. If they succeed, they fail. A man who "goes with" other men is not what they would call a real man. The conundrum is incapable of resolution, but that does not make homosexuals give it up.

Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?