The only lesson is, you gotta keep at it.

Read. Read. Read. Just don't read one type of book. Read different books by various authors so that you develop different styles.

The next day, Greg is so large that he cannot even ride the car to school because he can't fit in the car. His parents believe this to have been caused by a food allergy and resolve to take him to the doctor later.

I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!

I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.

If you want to be a writer, don't worry so much about writing. Read as much as you can. Read as many different writers as you can. Soak up the styles.

I've had a very sheltered life. What can happen to you if you stay home writing all day?