I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!

The next day, Greg is so large that he cannot even ride the car to school because he can't fit in the car. His parents believe this to have been caused by a food allergy and resolve to take him to the doctor later.

I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!

Many adults feel that every children's book has to teach them something.... My theory is a children's book... can be just for fun.

You have no control [over natural disaster]. That's what's scary about it. You're helpless. That feeling of helplessness is really scary.

If you want to be a writer, don't worry so much about writing. Read as much as you can. Read as many different writers as you can. Soak up the styles.

I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.