Making my class laugh and getting in trouble. I was the class clown.

I believe that kids as well as adults are entitled to books of no socially redeeming value.

You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't cross the street without falling on your face." -(Bird) Doug

I feel happy to terrify kids.

I've made myself laugh from some ideas - but I've never scared myself.

I do like a lot of things that a lot of adults would scoff at. 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' 'Looney Tunes.'

I've had a very sheltered life. What can happen to you if you stay home writing all day?