I love theme parks but I'm a real chicken on rides. I'd rather invent scary rides for my books than go on them for real.

At least I can write.

I've made myself laugh from some ideas - but I've never scared myself.

I have a cheat-sheet for each one of my characters about their personality, the way they look, etc. So there is no possible way that I could have writer's block.

You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't cross the street without falling on your face." -(Bird) Doug

I'm a total Disney freak. I want to live in Disney World.

I feel happy to terrify kids.