I love theme parks but I'm a real chicken on rides. I'd rather invent scary rides for my books than go on them for real.

I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.

I've killed hundreds of teenagers. Hundreds. And I didn't know why. Why did I enjoy doing it so much? Why? And then I realized - I had a teenager at home!

I feel happy to terrify kids.

I have a great office.

I do like a lot of things that a lot of adults would scoff at. 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' 'Looney Tunes.'

Sometimes it helps to scold yourself, to give yourself advice.