From the foot of the pyramids I contemplate twenty centuries, buried in the sand. ... I came here to hold on to fleeting life, and I see all about me only death. ... I write this, not quite knowing what I'm saying, but I dry the ink with the dust of Egyptian queens.

What is life when living without the Lifemaker?

Compassion is the greatest form of love humans have to offer.

B*tches come and go but friends are for real.

A friend is someone who can brighten your day with a simple smile, when others try to do it with a thousand words.

We still have prostitutes standing on our corner, and people crapping round the back of buildings. The charms are still there.

I think for anyone - male or female - in improv, the biggest thing to get over is the fear. I think every improviser has that.