Look, that homeless guy is sleeping on my face. New York really is where dreams come true.

I used to consider myself as great as a pyramid, and now I realize that I am only a shadow that passes.

Nature has introduced great variety into the landscape, but man has displayed a passion for simplifying it. Thus he undoes the built-in checks and balances by which nature holds the species within bounds.

You can't send a girl in to do what a lady can do.

How many of us have enough trust, strength, and faith to believe that we could do the impossible?

I think for anyone - male or female - in improv, the biggest thing to get over is the fear. I think every improviser has that.

Look, that homeless guy is sleeping on my face. New York really is where dreams come true.