I love acting. I'm actually a very emotional actor.

I'll tell you anything about myself. I will show you my bare butthole.

My grandpa was an amateur stand-up comic when I was growing up. ... He'd have me come up onstage with him to deliver a punch line: 'Why is your nose in the middle of your face?' 'Because it's the scenter.'

As a young girl, if you do something funny - especially if you're Jewish - someone says, 'Oh, have you seen Gilda Radner?'

When you're an only child, you get very used to pleasing the adults around you.

Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women.

That quality is what makes women great collaborators; we understand it's a team effort. Even if it comes from society telling us to be polite.