You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever.

The author wishes to thank: Good fortune, Godiva chocolates, and Slim-Fast

Screw that, the questionn at hand is what's your major?" Oded said. "Because let me tell you right now, any answer other than World of Warcraft or Advanced Ninja Studies will not be accepted.

I only need to know one thing. Am I going to need the flamethrower?

Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know." "And I could rent out your room." "And I could put your game console on eBay." "Hey," Shane protested. "Now you're just being mean.

micheal sighed and closed his eyes for a moment'i'm not sure that was a good idea claire:it will be if you go see her tonight and tell her well watever oh but watch out shes gone all buffy with the stakes and things

I'm fine with Nature's way, as long as Nature keeps it out of *my* way.