You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever.

Is it arrogance if one is truly superior?

Knowing Myrnin, there could be anything inside, from a body he'd forgotten about to his dirty laundry.

Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about that.

It's a good thing I've got to live with you two or I'd be putting this on YouTube later. And mocking you

And by the way, showers. Look into them, Doug!

Shane said, "Don't worry. I'll protect you." Claire hit him in the shoulder. "I don't need you to protect me." "Then why am I going first?" "So you can take the first punch while I throw the second?" "So I'm bait? Ouch. You've been in Morganville way too long, girl.