You're just full of awesome; did you know that?

claire:dont do anything dumb or ill kill you myself shane:ouch girl whatever happend to unconditional love around here

Silence, and then Eve said, "Okay, that was extra creepy, with whipped creepy topping. And this is me, changing my mind.

...will you be so kind as to provide me with a few places where I might look for a murderer?" "The mirror's a great place to start

Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know." "And I could rent out your room." "And I could put your game console on eBay." "Hey," Shane protested. "Now you're just being mean.

..."I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all the other Djinn will point and laugh-

Well," Claire said, "at least we have tacos. Everything goes better with tacos.