I have permission to live off campus.” She didn’t say from whom, because it was primarily herself.

Don't run I never liked fast food

Unfortunately, my army consists of one unreliable criminal, one girl with a disability, and one incredibly foolish young vampire with a tanning issue. I am not confident.

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.

Of course, I thought I was badass at sixteen, too. Wait, I was badass at sixteen. Oh, yeah.

Rambo was a Green Beret," Hannah said. "Please. We eat those army boys for breakfast.

You're just full of awesome; did you know that?