I have permission to live off campus.” She didn’t say from whom, because it was primarily herself.

It's not just a miracle; it's a miracle with chocolate. Best kind.

Claire signed. "Go ahead. And thanks. Oh, and be careful?" "Please. I am the queen of careful. Also, princess of punk fabulousness."

Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exasperated look. “Yeah, man, thanks for bringing me one, too.” The raccoon eye make-up exaggerated her eye roll. “Dork.” “Didn’t know if you wanted zombie dirt sprinkled on it or anything. If you’re eating this week.

Me and normal have never really been on speaking terms.

You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said.

You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?