She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

I drink blood, you eat tacos, get the f*ck over it!" -Michel Glass

Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.

but sometimes optimism is the only drug that works. But it’s sadly temporary in its effects.

Myrnin, drive carefully. Understand?" "Of course." He didn't.

I’m not leaving,” Sam said, his eyes fixed on the boy he was holding. “Not until Disney Princess here apologizes, or his head comes off, one of the two.

Michael might have become a vampire, but watching him stand outside in the night air, breathing in his freedom Claire thought that was as human as it could get.