And before you ask, no, you're not driving, Myrnin. I remember the last time." "That accident was not my fault." "You were the only one on the road, and the mailbox actually didn't leap out in front of you. No arguments. You sit in the back, too.

My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.

Michael might have become a vampire, but watching him stand outside in the night air, breathing in his freedom Claire thought that was as human as it could get.

Does it give you déjà voodoo how alike the houses are?" "That's déjà vu, and I hate you right now

Nice " Shane said. "I'm warming up to this bloodsucking thing Mikey." "No you're not." "Okay no I'm not but right now let's pretend I am.

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.

I only need to know one thing. Am I going to need the flamethrower?