Shane: "Bro," he said, in an injured tone, "I had to go out with a flamethrower, and you weren't there to see it." Michael: "Pics or it didn't happen." Shane: "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame." - Black Dawn

Things that Shane doesn't want on his grave: (1.) I thought it wasn't loaded. (2.) Hand me a match so I can check the gas tank. (3.) Killed over Ice Cream

Claire signed. "Go ahead. And thanks. Oh, and be careful?" "Please. I am the queen of careful. Also, princess of punk fabulousness."

Hey! Sorry, lady, but nobody's staking anybody at this party! I hung a disco ball for this.

And somewhere in heaven, Versace sheds a single, perfect tear.

Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about that.

Well," Claire said, "at least we have tacos. Everything goes better with tacos.