Shane: "Bro," he said, in an injured tone, "I had to go out with a flamethrower, and you weren't there to see it." Michael: "Pics or it didn't happen." Shane: "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame." - Black Dawn

claire:shes floating whats wrong with that shane:Nothing but she didnt even insult me now thats just wrong.it desturbs me.

She looked creepy/adorable.

There is two feet of space between us, and about a mile of separation.

About how much sex I didn’t get? Go ahead.

He sounded harassed more than anything else, like mass home invasion was just something standing between him and morning coffee.

I liked you better when you were this timid little kid. What happened?” “I started living with you guys.” “Oh, right.