Sure. Knock yourself out. No, really. Hammer to the head, works every time.” Claire

Home," he repeated. "Home is where the heart is. Why don't you leave yours here? I'll take very good care of it.

Excuse me? You're a lady?" "I bought a title on the Internet. I own one square inch of Scotland. And you're changing the subject.

I am not getting you a brain, because I am not that kind of assistant, Dr. Frankenstein.

Shane settled his flamethrower more comfortably on his shoulders. “Ladies? After you.” “Rude,” Claire said. “I was being polite!” “Not when you have a flamethrower.

Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.

Talk. I'll just wait' shall I? Because my mission to save this town is of no importance whatsoever next to your girl talk."- Myrnin "Oh, shut up, you medieval drama queen" - Claire