Claire: Seriously? My mom? Let you in my room? In the middle of the night? Michael: Moms like me.

Really? Is he running for Worst Boyfriend Ever?" "In the subcategory of Completely Awesome.

I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.

Oh, he is cute!” Shane said in a fake girly voice. “Gee, maybe we can ask him out!” “Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him!

The problem with ruling by fear is that eventually, when the fear fades, fury replaces it.

You were leaving, and you didn't even know if I was okay.

I'm a science nerd! Not a cheerleader. - Claire Danvers