I’m avampire. I havesecret powers ,” he said with a full-on fake Transylvanian accent, which he dropped to say, “Actually, your mom let me in.

I never forget,” Myrnin said in a choked whisper. “Certainly not with your nails in my throat. They’re quite an excellent mnemonic device.

Well, I can throw a mean comeback, so there's that. I will crush them on wit.

Ummm…” She licked her lips. “Define fun.” “Quit doing that, jailbait. It’s distracting.

You know," Shane said twenty minutes later, "I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think I was the go-to guy for breaking and entering.

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.

Myrnin," she said. "He didn't show up at the rendezvous." "And? Dude's crazy, in case you didn't notice recently. He probally went of the chase butterflys or something