I've bowed to you for too long, and if I continue to do it, we will all suffer.

She didn't know what Liam made his coffee with, but it had to be magical sparkles and crack beans, because it was the most delicious stuff she'd ever tasted.

Screw that, the questionn at hand is what's your major?" Oded said. "Because let me tell you right now, any answer other than World of Warcraft or Advanced Ninja Studies will not be accepted.

You are the weirdest girl ever.” “Please. You live with Eve.

Who are you calling?" (claire) Pizza hut" (shane) Loser" (claire)

She looked back to see Sam standing there at the edge of the strip of sunlight inside Common Grounds, staring after her with an expression on his face like he'd lost his best- his only friend.

It's not just a miracle; it's a miracle with chocolate. Best kind.