She looked back to see Sam standing there at the edge of the strip of sunlight inside Common Grounds, staring after her with an expression on his face like he'd lost his best- his only friend.

why don't you just get the bunny slippers with fangs Myrin?

You are not my high school crush, idiot.” “Great. I can die happy, then.

Michael held me when I got inside, because I was shaking all over. That felt so good. Warm all the way down. Did I mention Michael’s feet? They’re all the way sexy, and he’s always barefoot – he hates shoes. I wish he hated pants and shirts, too.

Unless you want to hang a This Vein for Rent sign around your neck, move already!

There's a ghost in this house! An unquiet spirit!" Unquiet spirit?" Shane said under his breath. "Is that politically correct for pissed off? You know, like Undead American or something?

Hello! Your dear father is unfortunately very dead," he called. "And you said my dispersal system would never work!