Shane: "Score," he said, and raised the crowbar in triumph. "Who's your daddy?" - Black Dawn

I'm fine with Nature's way, as long as Nature keeps it out of *my* way.

Booyah, I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle." "You're going, too?" "Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?" "No, I was just thinking you're a little, uh, recognizable, maybe?" Eve batted her thick eyelashes. "Why, thank you, sweetie. That's the nicest insult I've had today, not counting the jock who said he'd date me but he had a restraining order out for necrophelia.

You know," Shane said twenty minutes later, "I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think I was the go-to guy for breaking and entering.

Really? Is he running for Worst Boyfriend Ever?" "In the subcategory of Completely Awesome.

(Djinn are essentially vapor.) "I blew him away.

Hannah: What's your plan? Claire: Go get him Hannah: Honey, that is not a plan. That's what we in the military call an objective.