Pics or it didn't happen." "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame.

Sometime, somewhere, life always comes to a fight, and peace always comes to an end.

Where's your sense of adventure?" "Off on a beach somewhere with your sanity?

Shane: "Bro," he said, in an injured tone, "I had to go out with a flamethrower, and you weren't there to see it." Michael: "Pics or it didn't happen." Shane: "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame." - Black Dawn

The author wishes to thank: Good fortune, Godiva chocolates, and Slim-Fast

He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic.

Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker," he told her. "My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray." Oh. "You get me the nicest things." "Anybody can get jewelry. Posers