Maybe you're not his type." Michael said "Oh, now you're just being insulting.

shane: so is world war fifteen over out there? claire:i think so

I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire,” Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough for him to say that. “If you get in trouble, I’ll be there.” “Nice,” Shane said. “I’m warming up to this bloodsucking thing, Mikey.” “No, you’re not.” “Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am.

Besides," Shane said "I want to see Monica's face when she catches sight of the two of you. Kodak moment.

Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer?

Claire: Seriously? My mom? Let you in my room? In the middle of the night? Michael: Moms like me.

Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?” Michael’s eyes flashed to meet hers in the rearview mirror. Besides everything, I mean,” she said.