Home," he repeated. "Home is where the heart is. Why don't you leave yours here? I'll take very good care of it.

Who are you calling?" (claire) Pizza hut" (shane) Loser" (claire)

My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.

Bryn ate her bagel in silence, and by the time she was finished, Liam had already neatly packed her overnight bag and loaded it in MacAllister's car. He even included a new dog bed for Mr. French to travel in confort. Lunch was in moducal little boxes. "I think he is Alfred." "Actually, I often wonder if he's Batman.

Human nature was all about shifting blame...and responsibility. How else could you explain concentration camps and genocide and all the awful things people did to each other every day? They just carried on life and pretended like the evil didn't exist, as long as it was happening out of their direct view.

I'm fine with Nature's way, as long as Nature keeps it out of *my* way.

My vampire boss, who would like to maybe be my boyfriend, just dropped in to tell me he was running away because Morganville’s too dangerous.