I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good...tumble dry."-Eve Rosser

claire:Now shane was talking sense?Wow was it opposite day?

Shane - "Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I'll stick with being manly and heavily armed.

See? My plans don’t all suck. Just most of them.

Her eyes burned, her muscles ached, but in some strange and secret place, she was happy to finally be doing something that wasn't just protecting herself, but protecting other people, too.

Myrnin was silent for a beat, and then he said, "Bob would be very disappointed in you.

Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth.