I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good...tumble dry."-Eve Rosser

I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire,” Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough for him to say that. “If you get in trouble, I’ll be there.” “Nice,” Shane said. “I’m warming up to this bloodsucking thing, Mikey.” “No, you’re not.” “Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am.

I had no name for that particular hue of orange, other than unfortunate.

You were leaving, and you didn't even know if I was okay.

What did I do?" he said. "Cake! It's cake! Delicious cake!

You’re not seriously going out again, are you?” “Seriously, yeah. Bowling. Her name’s Laura. If you want more details, you’re gonna have to download the video like everybody else.

Shane - who knows about Shane? Planet Shane is a lovely place a long way from here.