claire:Now shane was talking sense?Wow was it opposite day?

I just went to work for a vampire, was scared by a spider, and got knocked down by a tanning bomb. And that’s just my day, not my week.

And Myrnin seemed quite taken with that, Claire thought; she’d never seen him look at anyone with quite that much admiration. It surprised her that it made her feel a little … what was that? Jealous? Couldn’t be.

claire:shes floating whats wrong with that shane:Nothing but she didnt even insult me now thats just wrong.it desturbs me.

I'm still alive. And I'm still fabulous.

Jealous?" "Maybe." "No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse.

In an insane world, sanity made very little sense.