She dug in her backpack, found her cell phone, and checked for coverage. It was kind of lame in Morganville, truthfully, out in the middle of the prarie, in the middle of Texas, which was about as middle of nowhere as it was possible to get unless you wanted to go to Mongolia or something.... Claire started dialing numbers. The first person told her that they'd already found somebody.... The second one sounded like a weird old guy. The third one was a weird old lady. The fourth one... well, the fourth one was just plain weird.

I paused in the act of opening the door and looked at him with what were probably cartoon-wide eyes. "Wait a second," I said. "So, you're best friends with a hot vampire chick who likes leather." "Yeah." "And together, you fight crime?" I couldn't help it. I cracked up.

Eeek,” Shane said. Nothing. Right, Amazon princess, I got the point.

I think we can all agree. SHINEY.

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.

You were right,” she said. “You were always right, about everything. And I will always love you, Sam. Forever.

It's a good thing I've got to live with you two or I'd be putting this on YouTube later. And mocking you