You couldn't be romantic if your life depended on it." "You know what's lucky? Most bad guys don't ask you to be romantic on command, so that probably won't matter.

“There is no drama so great as that of a teenage girl,” ... “Except yours.”

I think I'd fall for you no matter what, Claire. You're kind of awesome.

Moi?” He put his hand over his heart and did his best wounded-innocent look. “You must be thinking of some other uncouth jackass. Which makes me jealous, by the way.

Okay, this was kissing. Serious kissing. Not just a kiss before moving out, not a good-bye, this was Hello, sexy, and wow, she’d never even suspected that it could feel this way.

it is totally awesome

How you going to stop me, cupcake? Hit me with your book bag?" "If I have to.