The problem with ruling by fear is that eventually, when the fear fades, fury replaces it.

Myrnin came in from the back room, carrying a load of books, which he dropped with a loud bang on the floor to glare at the two of them. "Excuse me," he said, "but when did my lab become appropriate for snogging?" "What's snogging?" Shane asked. "Ridiculous displays of inappropriate affection in front of me. Roughly translated. And what are you doing here?

They came out in a dim, damp basement - a generic sort of place, full of moulding boxes. 'You take me to the nicest places,' Claire said, and sneezed.

Claire: Seriously? My mom? Let you in my room? In the middle of the night? Michael: Moms like me.

I’m avampire. I havesecret powers ,” he said with a full-on fake Transylvanian accent, which he dropped to say, “Actually, your mom let me in.

It's a good thing I've got to live with you two or I'd be putting this on YouTube later. And mocking you

She was poison in a pretty bottle.