It's a good thing I've got to live with you two or I'd be putting this on YouTube later. And mocking you

What’s her name? Claire, what’s her name?

Ah, Morganville. Where dressing to hide bloodstains was just good daily planning.

The vamp in McMann’s stared at me. I guess he didn’t like the Goth look. Most of them don’t; somehow they think I’m making fun of them. Which I totally am.

He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic.

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.

why don't you just get the bunny slippers with fangs Myrin?