It's a good thing I've got to live with you two or I'd be putting this on YouTube later. And mocking you

Girl, it's an umbrella, not a Lamborghini.

My vampire boss, who would like to maybe be my boyfriend, just dropped in to tell me he was running away because Morganville’s too dangerous.

I so rarely have the chance to field-test anything. Amelie is so conservative about these things -Myrnin

Harte sent one of her revived men after him, and Pat sent him back in boxes.

The author wishes to thank: Good fortune, Godiva chocolates, and Slim-Fast

Booyah, I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle." "You're going, too?" "Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?" "No, I was just thinking you're a little, uh, recognizable, maybe?" Eve batted her thick eyelashes. "Why, thank you, sweetie. That's the nicest insult I've had today, not counting the jock who said he'd date me but he had a restraining order out for necrophelia.