I'm fine with Nature's way, as long as Nature keeps it out of *my* way.

I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.

Define better with that guy. Not all fangs and raaaaar.

My vampire boss, who would like to maybe be my boyfriend, just dropped in to tell me he was running away because Morganville’s too dangerous.

So we do nothing? --Claire We do the best nothing you've ever seen. --Michael

Hannah leaned against the wall. "Mind if I call shotgun?" Since you're carrying one? Feel free.

I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?