Myrnin: "I shall name him Bob, Bob the spider" Claire: "You're insane." Myrnin: "Why Claire, I thought that was part of my charm." (something like that)

He sounded harassed more than anything else, like mass home invasion was just something standing between him and morning coffee.

Mom and Dad had a lot to answer for, she decided. She couldn’t even be rude to evil vampires who’d caged her boyfriend and were preparing to roast him alive.

bite me. oh wait, you can't from way out there." - eve

Define better with that guy. Not all fangs and raaaaar.

Shane - who knows about Shane? Planet Shane is a lovely place a long way from here.

Don't we look suspicious, the three of us just sitting here in the car?" Borden asked. We'd look a lot more suspicious if we were all three making out in the car," Jazz said. "What?" she added, when Borden turned and gave her a wide-eyed look. You have no idea what kind of happy place you just took me to." Shut up.