Listen to me: I never married because I was too easily bored. It's an awful, self-defeating trait to have. It's much better to be too easily interested.

Listen to me: I never married because I was too easily bored. It's an awful, self-defeating trait to have. It's much better to be too easily interested.

The best is when we all go at once, like an army of interrelated popcorn zombies who laugh the same laughs and gasp the same gasps and aren’t so germ-phobic with each other that we won’t share a ginormous Coke with one straw. Family is useful like that.

Teenage boys cannot be trusted. Their intentions are not pure.

How would I ever know when that moment was right, when expectation met anticipation and formed...connection?

Things change all the time, mostly in little ways.

We're better off. But I don't know if the world's better off. I don't know if the two are the same thing.