That’s what I like about sports. No matter if everyone playing the game speaks completely different languages, on the field, or the court, wherever they are playing, the language of moves and passes and scores is all the same. Universal.

It's bullshit to think of friendship and romance as being different. They're not. They're just variations of the same love. Variations of the same desire to be close.

We all just took the bookstore at its word, because if you couldn't trust a bookstore, what could you trust?

When in doubt, ingest carbs.

I am a classic 'Star Trek' fanatic.

Nick and I could become goodwill ambassadors for the city now that the porno shops on 42nd Street are gone. Must make mental note to contact mayor.

People are like that, judging you before they know you.