Dumped doesn't even begin to describe it. If you're going to use a trash metaphor, incinerated is more like it.

The only use she has for the word fun is to make the word funeral.

So he's worth a second shot? The more apt question, my dear, is: are you?

Do you still Kill Gerbils?

Things change all the time, mostly in little ways.

You bookish little pervert.

Listen to me: I never married because I was too easily bored. It's an awful, self-defeating trait to have. It's much better to be too easily interested.