I could become a nun even if I am a non-believer. I'll learn to fake it like Nick did with me. I will minister the gospel of compassion and kindness and please, always use a condom, from famine-stricken nations to war-torn dead zones. It's possible I might become a nun who kisses other nuns.

Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from a barking pony who was about to go into attack mode.

Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke

Books. I'd probably spend all my time alone and lost in books if I could. It's easier that way.

Cinderella!" Dov cried. "Let down your hair!

Usually my characters, though young, tend to be street-wise.

So this chocolate princess. Her knight in shining armor is the Easter Bunny.