I'm worried about looking like a bad person when, in fact, I try to be a good person. I don't like the public image that I've been dressed with and it worries me.

Being boring is just wrong, isn't it? You wouldn't have got anywhere being boring.

I don't mind being called snobbish, a pain and a social climber, but being called unkind really hurts.

The reason we all need a mutton alert, which needs constant testing, like smoke alarms, is because there is really no such thing as age-appropriate dressing any longer, as I know because my wardrobe is interchangeable with my daughter's.

If you tell the truth you get into trouble, and that's why politicians are extremely dull.

Of one thing there is no doubt: if Paris makes demands of the heart, then Munich makes demands of the stomach.

In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves.