The Lady' is a piddling little magazine that no one cares about or buys.

Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.

If you tell the truth you get into trouble, and that's why politicians are extremely dull.

Being blonde, for me, means never having to say: 'I'll have the honey-striped half-head of highlights for £200,' to a bored colourist in a Mayfair salon, which is much more satisfying, not to mention cheap.

I don't mind being called snobbish, a pain and a social climber, but being called unkind really hurts.

There was a time when no difficult subjects were ever aired in the 'Lady', and sadly, life isn't like that.

I went freelance in 1996 and my children are now teenagers and it seemed right.