I do not think that having children - I have three teenagers - keeps you young. The reverse. It thrusts you into a full-frontal confrontation with your own all-too-obvious maturity.

Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.

It's very hard to self-motivate without someone standing over you snarling, ready to hurl the chalk at your head at the slightest slackening.

Being boring is just wrong, isn't it? You wouldn't have got anywhere being boring.

Without my Johnson trademark mop of yellow hair, I think I would be nothing.

I went freelance in 1996 and my children are now teenagers and it seemed right.

Of one thing there is no doubt: if Paris makes demands of the heart, then Munich makes demands of the stomach.