Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.

Don't worry about never having time to write. Just write what you can in the time you do have and give yourself a big clap on the back, followed by a double latte and a blueberry muffin.

Being blonde means people decide on sight that you are much prettier and nicer than you really are, just as Americans automatically add 10 points to someone's IQ when they hear an English accent. Fact.

I'd like to see women get on to boards and run companies despite the fact that men occupy the citadels of power.

Being boring is just wrong, isn't it? You wouldn't have got anywhere being boring.

Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.

The reason we all need a mutton alert, which needs constant testing, like smoke alarms, is because there is really no such thing as age-appropriate dressing any longer, as I know because my wardrobe is interchangeable with my daughter's.