I can't believe they even bothered filling that faculty position again. They might as well rename the class Defense Against the Dark Arts. I mean, seriously, who would answer an ad for this job?
Rachel VincentApparently the complete works of Shakespeare packed quite a wallop. To think, my mother said I'd never find use for an English degree. Ha! I'd like to see her knock someone silly with an apron and a cookie press.
Rachel VincentWhat took you so long?โ Nash asked, as he slid into the passenger seat and pulled the door closed. โI stopped to donate all your underwear to the homeless. Youโre gonna wanna take care of those tighty whitiesโtheyโre all youโve got left.โ He leaned against the door, either too tired or too drunk to sit up. โAnd to think, most people donโt understand your sense of humor.โ โFools, all of them.
Rachel Vincent