If I weren't already dead, I'd be alive with joy.

Dad, I can count the number of normal school days I've had this year on one hand.

Like I'm going to pass up an opportunity to smack your cousin.

Well that's too bad, because this is an assassination." "No, this is an execution." "The difference would be...?" "Assassination is murder. Execution is justice.

There was just no good way for a dead son to greet his mother almost two weeks after his funeral.

Wow," Liv said, when I dropped the mallet back into the drawer. "That looked like fun. I call dibs on the next over-the-top destruction of evidence.

it isn’t healthy, how wrapped up they are in each other. Relationships like that burn bright, but when they burn out, they leave everyone blistered.