I don't remember ever dressing up for Halloween but I must have. I do not like dressing up at all.

I really, really fear head injuries. But when people hit their heads in movies or fall down - I can't stop laughing.

Humor is essential to survival. Funny poems are vastly underrated. Very underwritten.

I have a complicated relationship with non-human animals. I've never really been close to one.

Writing on the subway or anywhere is writing. Maybe it's all just writing.

I have a longing for wilderness and for greenness. I wish I were a person who longed for animals, but I'm not.

I do not like candy. I do not like knocking on strangers' doors. I do not like having to deal with the candy disaster that is Halloween. I resent it.