I don't remember ever dressing up for Halloween but I must have. I do not like dressing up at all.

Halloween means that young girls dress up in highly sexualized outfits that would never be acceptable if it weren't Halloween.

I have a complicated relationship with non-human animals. I've never really been close to one.

I love narrative and sometimes I feel frustrated with stand-up.

Usually I avoid sugar, but sugar is like the most deeply satisfying addictive thing ever.

Humor is essential to survival. Funny poems are vastly underrated. Very underwritten.

Very little of my time is spent thinking about poetry, except the time I spend in class.